Life is fun

All kids are funny and here is a few fun things my girls have said in the last few days

Lewis and Kymmie talking after Kym's assessment test

Lew-Did you get a 100 on your test?

Kym- No! they didn't give me any money.

Devyn and Alayse getting Devyn ready for bed (Alayse has a cold)

Devyn staring up my nose

Devyn- Mommy bugs nose

Me-I know I need to blow my nose

D-Bug in nose mommy I get it

and she tried to pick my nose.

Kym and Devyn were playing outside.

Kym comes running in the house

Kym- Mommy close your eyes I have a surprise for you.

Devyn- Giggling behind her sister

I close my eyes and the girls come in front of me.

Kym- Okay you can open your eyes.

they both giggle

I open my eyes.

Devyn is soaking wet from head to toe. All her hair is slicked back.

Kym- Mommy I did Devyn's hair just for you isn't she beautiful?

Alayse- Yes she is beautiful, she looks just like a used car sales man.

(they had found the spray bottle I use to fix their hair)

Later the same night the girls are eating in the kitchen at their little table.

I am setting in the family room.

They are giggling (I should have know something was up)

The girls come running in

Devyn's face is covered in sour cream.

Kym had painted Devyn's face.

Kym had just a little bit on her face.

Devyn was so proud.

This last one is not from my kids (thank Heavens)

I heard it from a teacher the other day

The class was talking about the Old lady who lived in a shoe.

The janitor was in the room fixing something

he asked how do you think so got so many kids?

A little boy said "She must get around"

The teacher and aide laughed and laughed

the janitor went bright red and left the room.

I promise that is a true story.